*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*
this lil girl need to go on somewhere how her hair game already killin everyone out here
"hey remember that time when you-"
who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve
it does not matter how slow you go as long as you’re not in front of me
do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because fuck you that’s my person get your own
all sweaters should be like $2
does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already